Right, I know this is hyper-judgemental of me but everyone's aloud to be at some point, but i've discovered a group of people that I literally HATE. Hate....the strongest of all emotions. These people are the bastard child of the rising popularity of topshop indie SHITE bands and that tosh e4 new rave 'social realism' soap called 'Skins'. They are social chameleons and they make my blood boil. They are both 'chav' and 'indie' at the same time. THEY ARE...............CHINDIES.
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CHINDIEEEEE
The reason i've come to hate these vermin is when i saw a group of them in Manchester city center today, it made my skin crawl. They're the reason that 5th ave is shit and plays shit music when it could be great. And, i'm probably kind of jealous that they get all the 'birds', but such is life!
HOW TO INDENTIFY A CHINDIE:
Just look out for one of these bad boys, a must have essential for any chindie, available at riciculous prices from your nearest chindie outlet, which i'm guessing is Urban Outfitters or selfridges or something like that, i'm not big on fashion, but i am big on unessercarily hating groups of people. Although this model shows a t-shirt being worn underneath, chindies are most likely to sport the look without a t-shirt, preferring to show off there sunbedded tanned chests to the public, much to the adoration of the gay community.
They'll also be most-likely wearing one of them hats that make you look like you might have dreads, when really they've got slap'eds. Maybe some g-star jeans with a brown belt sporting the slogan 'jesus loves you' on it, and also a 'Gio goi' t-shirt, or whatever it's called.
Hair:
Obviously, we've all witnessed worse chindies than this but it took me ages to find even this one, think more blonde highlights and gay ass spikes.
Keywords are:
Toni and Guy
Shockwaves
Blonde Highlights
and finally
Music taste:
The perfect example of a chindie will be seen listening to the following bands.
When with his more indie group of friends, it'll be Arctic Monkeys, The Kooks, Scouting For Girls, Bloc Party, Kings of Leon, Pigeon Detectives, Klaxons... basically all the indie dross that can now be heard on radio one.
When with his more chavvy friends, he'll be rocking too DJ Tiesto YUK, Sway, Crazy Frog, Cascada and all the rap shit out there eg, iRONIK.
So now you know what a chindie is.... if you know of one please hit him.
Don't you just hate 'em? x
The Most common way to spot one of these dispicable creatures is by identifying a combination of the following features:
Lyle & Scott Jumpers:
Lyle & Scott Jumpers:
Just look out for one of these bad boys, a must have essential for any chindie, available at riciculous prices from your nearest chindie outlet, which i'm guessing is Urban Outfitters or selfridges or something like that, i'm not big on fashion, but i am big on unessercarily hating groups of people. Although this model shows a t-shirt being worn underneath, chindies are most likely to sport the look without a t-shirt, preferring to show off there sunbedded tanned chests to the public, much to the adoration of the gay community.
They'll also be most-likely wearing one of them hats that make you look like you might have dreads, when really they've got slap'eds. Maybe some g-star jeans with a brown belt sporting the slogan 'jesus loves you' on it, and also a 'Gio goi' t-shirt, or whatever it's called.
Hair:
Obviously, we've all witnessed worse chindies than this but it took me ages to find even this one, think more blonde highlights and gay ass spikes.
Keywords are:
Toni and Guy
Shockwaves
Blonde Highlights
and finally
Music taste:
The perfect example of a chindie will be seen listening to the following bands.
When with his more indie group of friends, it'll be Arctic Monkeys, The Kooks, Scouting For Girls, Bloc Party, Kings of Leon, Pigeon Detectives, Klaxons... basically all the indie dross that can now be heard on radio one.
When with his more chavvy friends, he'll be rocking too DJ Tiesto YUK, Sway, Crazy Frog, Cascada and all the rap shit out there eg, iRONIK.
So now you know what a chindie is.... if you know of one please hit him.
Don't you just hate 'em? x
2 comments:
I'm convinced I came up with the term chindie. It was on a walk to town near ASDA, I'm sure.
Je deteste le chindies.
However, they don't get "all the birds" - just the chindie ones. And they don't count as real women.
Also whats up with your word verification? Take it off, no one is going to spam you!
All Chindie's should be smacked.
They too annoy me greatly.
Thanks for the blog comment, James Kevan is a good man. - As for Errors, I unfortunately didnt go tonight :(. I had to stay in and do work due in for tomorrow (which iv had for several weeks but been too busy/drunk/asleep to do anything about it).
Quite gutted.
Ill check out your friends band through the net sometime soon for sure.
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